So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
They are going to name an STD after you.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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