Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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