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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.

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(917): View more from New York City

Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him

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(334): View more from Alabama

The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together

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(757): View more from Virginia

I understand Curling. That high.

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(678): View more from Georgia

You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"

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(269): View more from Michigan

I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.

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(949): View more from California

so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment

(214): View more from Texas

yah I won't allow him in my apartment

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.

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