do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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