i just wanna soil my oats bro
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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