I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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