Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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