That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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