Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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