It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
So squirting runs in the family.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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