dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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