Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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