You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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