susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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