So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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