i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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