Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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