She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Found your dick twin last night
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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