just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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