I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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