Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I deserve to be covered in dicks
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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