she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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