i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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