i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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