I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Even my vagina gasped.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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