If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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