that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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