It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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