It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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