I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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