I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I party with great urgency now.
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