Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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