walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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