Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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