Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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