Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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