$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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