Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
they need to just BURY HIM!
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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