office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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