***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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