He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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