Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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