i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I am midnight drunk by noon
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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