At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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