i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
