i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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