And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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