I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
