somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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