You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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