And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
