By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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