He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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